REAL NAME: Keaton

ALIAS: Mr Incredible

OCCUPATION: Mild mannered restaurateur

KNOWN RELATIVES: Zan the Elastica Girl

KNOWN ENEMIES: Toilets Everywhere

1st APPEARANCE: 2016

ORIGIN: Bridgetown

HEIGHT: 6′ 00″

WEIGHT: 100kgs

EYE COLOUR: James Bond Blue

HAIR COLOUR: Steel Blue

POWERS/WEAPONS: Able to accurately predict “Special of the Day”, Drink a scalding hot cup of joe and greet everyone with a smile.

HISTORY: Mr Incredible pulled out all stops last year, arranging meals and entertainment across the South-West, only to chicken out on the pedalling part. This year he’s gone one better and knocked his missus up, but he’ll be there, minus the pedalling for 3 days of the tour.